Returning from charming village #x, drink/dine for less than the cost of a Starbucks coffee, museums so piled high with gold and treasures they almost dull the senses, and speculate on buying farmhouses for less than $20,000, R and I circle back, in conversations, to speculate on why this land's so little known.
Discussing with R's friend's over beers, they offer the following theories:
Hurt by the British association with Great Uncle Bulgaria, star of the popular children's series, the Wombles.
Princess Diana's apparently infamous quote that, when depressed she felt, “lower than a cockroach in Bulgaria."
Ambiguous gender status of Bulgaria's most famous exports – wrestlers. Not helped by Bulgaria's representative team that marched the circle at the most recent Olympics – dour, beefy and genderless to a one.
And, of course, it has a funny name.
I foresee big things. The little land that roared...
C
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